Post by Paddles on Mar 31, 2012 19:34:14 GMT -5
Using every thoughtless device ever overused to the nth degree, do you think you can write a Full House episode that would be indiscernible from a real one? Thought it might be fun to try... I'll start and someone else write the next bit if you're game!
Intro--Stephanie is tearfully trying to confide something incredibly personal and painful to Uncle Jesse, Joey, and Danny. While she is mid-sentence, Michele bursts into the room and stomps her feet and shrieks "I want ice cream!" Audience goes apeshit and everyone stands around trying to act like it is authentic to stand blinking in absolute silence for several seconds while the canned laughter subsides.
Though Stephanie is still crying and in the middle of speaking, the men do not pause a second in turning their backs to her and walking to Michele. They tell her she just had a bucket of ice cream five minutes ago and it is 10am. She makes a pouty face and whines "But I'm hungry".
The men leave the room and Stephanie has also disappeared, which makes no difference to anybody.
Michele's attention is taken by Comet in the corner eating canned dog food. She gives a mischievous grin and lumbers over and kicks Comet brutally out of the way, then gets on all fours and jams her face into the dog food. It is absolutely revolting and the audience goes fucking ballistic with laughter as the theme song starts.
And then.......?
Intro--Stephanie is tearfully trying to confide something incredibly personal and painful to Uncle Jesse, Joey, and Danny. While she is mid-sentence, Michele bursts into the room and stomps her feet and shrieks "I want ice cream!" Audience goes apeshit and everyone stands around trying to act like it is authentic to stand blinking in absolute silence for several seconds while the canned laughter subsides.
Though Stephanie is still crying and in the middle of speaking, the men do not pause a second in turning their backs to her and walking to Michele. They tell her she just had a bucket of ice cream five minutes ago and it is 10am. She makes a pouty face and whines "But I'm hungry".
The men leave the room and Stephanie has also disappeared, which makes no difference to anybody.
Michele's attention is taken by Comet in the corner eating canned dog food. She gives a mischievous grin and lumbers over and kicks Comet brutally out of the way, then gets on all fours and jams her face into the dog food. It is absolutely revolting and the audience goes fucking ballistic with laughter as the theme song starts.
And then.......?